I Shot My Boss
If you get mad at your boss, just shoot them. That is what our office did this past weekend. We went paintballing, it gave me an opportunity to shoot at all of my co-workers. (The guy on the left in the picture is the guy whose name is on the door) Needless to say I never got the big guy, but he shot me right in the back during one match. Got a nice sized welt and my boss bragging about getting me out. Sorry, no funny emails.