Tuesday, March 07, 2006

Training for the white man.

http://homepage.eircom.net/~nobyrne/primer.htm


Q: WHY SHOULD I BE PC?
Being PC is fun. PCism is not just an attitude; it is a way of life! PC offers the satisfaction of knowing that you are undoing the social evils of centuries of oppression.
Q: I AM A WHITE MALE, CAN I STILL BE PC?
Sure. You just have to feel very guilty.

2 Comments:

Blogger Erik said...

I have been enlightened...I must say that I laughed out loud on which animals have rights and which don't. Thank you for brightening my day Jessica. For some odd reason while I was learning how to be PC I thought of a quote from Good Will Hunting, enjoy...

"So what do I think? I'm holdin' out for somethin' better. Why not just shoot my buddy, take his job and give it to his sworn enemy, hike up gas prices, bomb a village, club a baby seal, hit the hash pipe and join the National Guard? I could be elected president."

10:07 AM  
Blogger meeks said...

Q. SWEET! I THINK I'M IRISH, WHAT DO I GET?

Are you all Irish? Irish people reproduce like rabbits and tend to turn up everywhere, intermingled with more guilty Europeans...

Q. WELL, I HAVE RED HAIR, OTHER THAN THAT... MY LAST NAME IS GERMAN, OH NO, THIS IS PROBABLY BAD FOR ME RIGHT?

Screwed. This discussion is over Arian oppressor.

Q. WAIT, WAIT! NO, I'M JEWISH GERMAN, HOW DOES THIS WORK OUT?

Now you are just being difficult. I suppose the two cancel out. I would play up the Jewish, but you already mentioned the red hair (mutt) so I don't think that will work for you, we are talking about appearance remember. I say this makes you Irish, potato reparations it is.

10:44 AM  

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