Thursday, March 23, 2006

Quarterly reviews

Doing a good job around the office is like urinating in a dark suit, it gives you a warm feeling, but nobody tends to notice.

Office Cubicle Cartoon

Curious as to how everyone is perceived in their respected offices. have you had a review with your higher authories? Did they tell you, " Were so pleased" or "Maybe you should use more soap when you shower"?


Blogger weibeld said...

apparently we don't have reviews. i find that the most stressful of all situations though, so i think i plan on sitting someone down to review my green ass.

9:26 AM  
Blogger Jimmytuaz said...

P-I-M-P. Good review system in place here. 3-month reviews, project completion reviews, and a full office review in June (reviews everyone and gives raises to get everyones salary levels respective to their performance in relation to everyone else. So you're pay isn't based on length of time with the company but your performance related to everyone else. Also keeps them from giving better raises when they feel 'rich' and weaker raises when they feel 'poor'.

9:51 AM  
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10:35 AM  
Blogger meeks said...

every year, the giant Scales-Of Just Management are placed in conference room 3, and the weigh-in begins. all plots, reports, material samples, models, and other detritus produced by a paticular employee from the past year is produced and placed on one side of the scale. the employee has a seat on the other side and the supports are removed. if the Scale tips in the work's favor, the employee has proven they give more than their lazy ass takes and will be allowed to remain at their desk, they also earn one extra bathroom pass for each year they have passed the trial.

10:37 AM  
Blogger weibeld said...

kennedy, looks like youre gonna be one rich man.

11:57 AM  
Blogger WYATT said...

the "enthusiasm" I bring to the office really offers the firm a renewed vigor that in turn boosts general moral. Oh, and I also am beginning to finanally know what i'm doing!

1:10 PM  
Blogger Jimmytuaz said...


I think what everyone wants to know is if before big project deadlines the whole firm goes out drinking 2 days before, goes to bed around 2:00am, sleeps in then gets up to bust it out?

1:37 PM  

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