Tuesday, March 07, 2006

Old email, But creative.

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, best wishes for anenvironmentally conscientious, socially responsible, low stress,non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday,practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasionof your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for thereligious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choicenot to practice religious or secular traditions at all.

Also a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medicallyuncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendaryear 2006, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice ofother cultures whose contributions to society have helped make Americagreat, (not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any othercountry), and without regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physicalability, religious faith, choice of computer platform, or sexualpreference of the wishee. By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms. This greetingis subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable withno alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others,and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the solediscretion of the wisher.

This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual applicationof good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of asubsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty islimited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the solediscretion of the wisher.) HAPPY 2006!

3 Comments:

Blogger meeks said...

if anyone needs an antidote to that:

nuke the transgender disabled baby whales of color.

(i know kennedy is with me on this)

9:14 AM  
Blogger mcmizzle said...

Why don't you just have Cheney shoot 'em?

9:33 AM  
Blogger Jimmytuaz said...

correction,

nuke the low-income transgender disabled baby whales of color

2:11 PM  

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