Wednesday, January 18, 2006


as an applicant for the 2006 CAPLA/NYC SCHOLARSHIP OF THE STARS AND OTHER THINGS TOO, you may earn the prestigious opportunity study marvelous new york city.

scholarship adornee will enjoy their own FREE private couch, radiator, and astoria skyline view of the triborough bridge. also included is one evening of aggressive drinking* at the expense of chupacabras east.

*side effects may include abdominal cramps or pain, abdominal discomfort, bloating and gas, constipation, diarrhea, dizziness, fluid retention and swelling, headache, heartburn, indigestion, itching, loss of appetite, nausea, nervousness, rash, ringing in ears, stomach pain, vomiting, abdominal bleeding, anemia, black stool, blood in urine, blurred vision, changes in heatbeat, chills, confusion, congestive heart failure, depression, dry eyes and mouth, emotional volatitity, fever, hair loss, hearing loss, hepatitis, high or low blood pressure, hives, inability to sleep, inflammation of nose, inflammation of the pancreas or stomach, kidney or liver failure, servere allergic reactions, shortness of breath, skin eruptions or peeling, sleepiness, stomach or upper intestinal ulcer, ulcer of gums, vision loss, vomiting blood, wheezing, yellow eyes and skin.

(seriously though... who wants to plan a trip? seattle? oakland? phoenix? $99-109 each way)


Blogger WYATT said...

my current financial woes, i.e. buying a brand new clutch and rent in the same week, have left me imprisioned in my own beautiful city, at least for now. But I do definately plan on it when its warmer...the side effects are wellworth it!

9:08 AM  
Blogger Erik said...

i'm in the process of planning out my travel plans for the next year, it looks like Vegas the first week of March, San Diego in April, I'm pricing New York for July as I want to spend a weekend watching baseball there, then Portland in Sept., and this one is still iffy but I hope to hit Munich for xmas and new I will make sure to plan a night of drunken mayhem in New York...sweet

10:20 AM  
Blogger JohnMorefield said...

You guys got a great pitch, dont forget to mention by the time we get there you will be in a full blown freezing your balls off, Wyatt still in flip flops, New York winter blizzard. Ill be out in May after little frost graduates

12:35 PM  

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